Karin: We had another smooth flight from Amman to Delhi. Today we are feeling very disoriented as we left Amman at 8.00pm local time and after a 5 hour flight we arrived in Delhi at 5.00am!. It was quite amazing flying over Delhi at that time in the early morning. The dawn was just breaking and the whole city was twinkling with the fairy-light adornments of Divali - the festival of lights. India is the 2nd most populated country on earth and Delhi, its capital city, is huge and swarming with people. It’s a wonderful sight from above even when everyone is asleep. I have been dreaming of coming to India for a long time now so it was very special to be arriving here for the first time. I felt much anticipation to see how much my half-formed ideas about India were going to match with reality. As it happens, my first impressions of this place have exceeded all expectations. It is every bit as different and challenging as every one will tell you. It was as we stepped out of the arrivals terminal into the balmy air of the taxi rank that India really hit us. We had been thoroughly warned just how overwhelming this can be for first-timers. As new comers to India we are instantly identifiable as “green-shanks” and are pounced upon by every possible man-with-a-scam – we feel like very easy prey! Luckily we were armed with our LonelyPlanet guide and we knew to buy our pre-paid taxi-voucher from the one official transport police source. The tell-tale sign was that this was the only pre-paid taxi voucher cabin where the vendor wasn’t yelling at you to buy from them. Grateful thanks again to those helpful people at LonelyPlanet!
Taxi drivers in Delhi are the worst predators of all and are not to be trusted until you know how to play the game. Happily, in spite of nerves and jet-lag, we managed to find our way to the Claridges Hotel without getting ripped off which felt quite a success at the time. Dan and I plummed for a posh hotel for our first night in Delhi as we wanted to give ourselves a little time to acclimatize before taking on the best/worst that India could throw at us. It was definitely a good move, as having had very little sleep on the flight from Jordan, we were both suffering from sleep deprivation and a good dose of jet lag. The hotel is nice but not quite up to western levels of service and cleanliness - but this is obviously not why we are here in India. We braved our first meal – a mixture of fruit, cheeses, cereals, full English and a selection of extremely hot curries. It’s advisable for all visitors to India to avoid any food that may contain or have been washed in untreated or unboiled water. This means that most salads are out. Also it is best to avoid any un-peeled fruit or vegetables so what with our wheat and yeast allergies we are somewhat limited in our digestive range! It is a good idea to drink plenty of the local yoghurt as this introduces you gradually to the local bugs, so Dan and I ladled the stuff over everything. There were a few discreet rumblings down below but nothing sinister. The next seemingly insurmountable challenge was to stay awake. We arrived at the hotel at 6.55 am or so and by 8.00 am we were completely done for.
Dan: Our room wasn’t ready till 9:30am, so we spent them time lazing around on chairs in the large grassy area that was in front of the hotel.
This whole things just feels very Raj and Colonial – hard to explain it, but from the turbaned doorman who saluted us every time we went through the door, to the number of people they have to do the simplest thing, it’s incredibly obvious that we’re in a different country!
The room was lovely – very large, with a super king bed, big bathroom, and a view onto the pool complex.
We really wanted to take advantage of all this, as it’ll be the last bit of luxury for a while (well, at least until Japan!), but jet-lag and tiredness were taking their toll, so we decided to venture into the city in an effort to stay awake, and begin to explore what Delhi had to offer.
Before we set off into Delhi, we had to work out how we were going to get to Rishikesh.
A friend of Karin’s had suggested that we go to a place called Laxman Jhula, which was a village a bit further upstream from Rishikesh, and was apparently much quieter.
In my mind, I pictured a quiet village of maybe 100 people, with hardly any westerners, and just a lot of peace, quiet, and tranquillity… Just the ticket I needed!
During my online-research (spot the computer geek!) I’d stumbled across the website for an American lady who was a guru at Laxman Jhula, and held classes there from Dec – Feb.
As one of the main tenets of this guru was eschewing commercialism, the website had a good list of very economical travel and accommodation options.
Although at first glance a train seemed to be cheaper, we realised that once you added the costs of getting to/from the station, it was only £2 more to get a taxi all the way to Laxman Jhula.
We rang the recommended travel place, and booked a taxi for 11:00 am the next day, and rang one of the hotels at random, and found they had a room for the night – we figured we’d stay there one night, and see about other accommodation when we got there.
The owner of the travel place (Ram Bhuta) was incredibly friendly on the phone (especially after he learned which hotel we were staying at!) and said that it was possible to rent apartments at Laxman Jhula – he suggested coming into the office when we got there to look at our options.
Warned by our guidebook that we should avoid all un-treated water, and any skinned fruit/veges that may have been washed (as well as ice), I’m a bit apprehensive about what I’ll be able to eat… part of it is that I’m not sure if once you’ve had Delhi Belly whether you’re immune from it again… maybe it’s best to just get it as early as possible.
My other big worry is malaria – I’m terrified of being bitten by mosquitoes! Karin seems much more complacent about the whole thing than I am. I have the appropriate malarial prophylactics (as they’re known i.e. anti-malaria medication) but I’ve heard such bad things about the side effects that I’ve elected not to take them unless I actually contract malaria (when they can apparently be used as emergency medication).
Anyway, before we go out into Delhi I cover myself in mosquito repellent.
We ask the hotel concierge for a taxi to take us to Connaught Place, the massive series of circular streets that the un-official centre of New Delhi.
The taxi pulls up, and we ask the driver how much it will cost to get to Connaught Place – the driver shrugs and indicates we should get in – however our guide book has warned us about doing this, so we appeal to the concierge – who shouts at the driver for ages, and then the driver sullenly moves a little towel on the dashboards, that I had assumed was for cleaning the windscreen. Instead, the towel covered the taxi’s meter!
We’re learning one of our first lessons: also establish the price before getting into any form of transport.
The other big lesson I’ve been learning is about tipping – my guidebook indicated that at a hotel you should tip 10-20 rupees to a porter for any given action (e.g. carrying your bags to your room). However, when I tried this at the hotel and gave him 10 rupees, he just stared at me. Ooookeee. Well, next guy, I tried 20 rupees. Again, just a stare. Then it clicked: I’m staying at an up-market hotel, therefore they probably expect up-market tips! So, the next two guys (who brought us some lovely floral garlands to celebrate Diwali) both got 100 rupees (about £1.20). Result! Big smiles and big “thanks you”s. Hmm, at this rate I’ll be out of money within a week! It’s hard to work out what the rupee is worth here, as it seems to be so variable. Still, I’m sure it will become clear over time.
The taxi took us to Connaught Place – the driver seemed to want to give us a tour, but we indicated he should just pull over and drop us off – he pulled into a car park area to let us out. We paid him and gave him a 20 rupee tip – he then started arguing with us, saying we had to pay for his parking in this car park, as he’d be waiting for us. We explained that we didn’t want him to wait, and he said it was too late, and that we’d have to pay for his parking. In the end, we just walked away, and let him shout at us. As soon as we had gotten out of the taxi, a group of young men had run up to us, either trying to sell us things, or give us directions.
As a westerner, it’s very hard to not be cynical about strangers – I’m always convinced that anyone we meet always wants money from us, so it’s best to treat everything with suspicion. Still, this one guy that followed us seemed to genuinely want to help us – he asked where we wanted to go, and we said we wanted somewhere to buy food. He flagged down an auto-rickshaw (basically a TukTuk – three wheel contraption with a noisy and smoky two-stroke motor) and we got in – we asked to guy to take us to the government Co-Op where we could buy food.
Well, I can tell you now that auto-rickshaw’s are a whole new experience! Imagine a roller-coaster ride, without the safety bars!

One of the Rickshaws in Delhi
Ripping through the incredibly chaotic traffic, narrowly avoiding collisions all the time, the driver dropped us outside a building. He said that the cost was 20 rupees, but that as it was a quiet day, he’d be our driver all day for 40 rupees. This seemed like a good deal.

Us in the Rickshaw
We went inside, looking for food… and found bronze-ware, jewellery, rugs, and saris. No food. We had a look around, and then went back outside. We told the driver we were after a food market, and he nodded and we drove off with him.
He dropped us outside another building, and we went in, looking for food.. and found more bronze-ware, jewellery, rugs.. and saris. Still no food! Still, there was some lovely stuff inside, and we had a good look around – everyone was so insistent that we come and look at their particular wares that we couldn’t resist.
After 20 mins, we went outside, and said to the waiting driver that we were very hungry and needed somewhere we could buy fresh fruit and water.
We jumped back on the rickshaw, and after 10 minutes of driving, ended up.. outside up outside another bazaar (as these places are known) – except this time, there was a stall selling bananas, water, and crisps outside. We gave up, and bought some, and followed the driver to the bazaar where, as expected, they sold… bronze-ware, jewellery, rugs, and saris. Nice.
We looked around (it was basically all the same stuff), and then went outside.
A young guy came up and said that he was a friend of the driver, and that the driver had had to leave, and that we owed him 50 rupees! The cheek of it!
Still, we reckoned it was worth the price of the lesson, and paid up (after all, it was only about 60p to us!).
We asked how we got to the Red Fort, and we were directed to a taxi office – as we walked in, the owner of the bazaar (who had been very friendly to us inside, especially when we showed interest in a rather expensive Buddha statue) came into the office, yelled at the people there, and told us that we should get an auto-rickshaw to the Red Fort.
We went outside, and the rickshaw driver there didn’t seem to understand us – but after someone translated for us, we set off on another roller-coaster ride through the traffic.
The Red Fort was lovely – built by one of India’s rulers in the 1600’s to be the “new capital” of Delhi, it is now only a shadow of its former self, most of its wealth (e.g. marble, gold, and ornamentations) having been stripped years ago – it also doesn’t help that the British used it as an army base in the 1950’s, and damaged quite a bit of it.

Karin at the Red Fort
We then got another rickshaw back to Connaught Place, where we stopped into a restaurant for lunch (which was lovely, but very very spicy!).
We didn’t seem many other westerners in Delhi, and everywhere we went, we had people either waving at us, or trying to sell us stuff, or asking for money. The most persistent were the little kids who would come up to see and keep poking or pinching you and asking for rupees.
After lunch, we wandered around the shops for a bit. It was a bit of a mix of old and new – there would be shops selling Saris, then a McDonalds (selling McTikka burgers!), then a little stall selling chai, then a Nike store, then a rundown store selling old electronics – it was quite a change from what I’m used to in Britain.

Menu at McDonalds
By now it was 5pm, so we decided to go back to the hotel.
We found a rickshaw driver, but could get him to understand where the hotel was – a nice man in a suit helped us translate, and then we asked the rickshaw driver to use the meter – all rickshaws have one, but they won’t use it unless you ask. He didn’t want to, but when we got out, he changed his mind. He fiddled with it for a while, then jumped in and drove of with us. After 2 or 3 mins, we realised that the meter didn’t actually work! Hmmm...!
I’m convinced that this guy took us the long way round to the hotel, but Karin disagreed – regardless, we reached the hotel.. and then went sailing past! We forced him to pull over further down the road, and then paid him what was on the meter (which had been working fitfully during the journey).
We got back to our room, and the jet lag really hit us. It was all we could do to stop falling asleep then and there.
We went down to dinner at 6:00pm, and discovered that there was a very funky Vodka Bar at the hotel, which looked like fun.
However, I was falling asleep during dinner, so at 7:30pm, we went back upstairs to go to bed. And oh, what a comfortable bed.. sooo luxurious! I do like my comfy beds…
And we were asleep by 8:00pm, radical party animals that we are.
We never got to go to that Vodka bar!